Movie Review: 'Taxidermia'

i almost threw up / *****

im not really sure how youre supposed to rate an experience like that.
i mean, i guess that was what they were going for. so... good for them?
if youre a hungarian maybe you can better appreciate the subtle satire of a guy with a hare lip having sex with a dead pig during wwii.
for everyone else the rewards of experiencing this are a little harder to quantify.

April Fool's Day

i know its been a while, but i wanted to wish everybody a happy april fools day.
aka - the day when everyone is encouraged to play practical jokes, and ironically the day when practical jokes are least likely to pay off since everyone will be expecting them.
if you think about it, april fools day is a giant practical joke on all the practical jokers.
good one chaucer.
personally i havent participated in such things since 9/11 (we will never forget).
i think that america needs greater unity than ever in these dark days, but thats just me.
so enjoy putting plastic spiders in the food of your fellow americans.
ill bet osama bin laden would think that was a laugh riot.