gary has a job
well more like a stupid hobby people pay him for.
he writes fan fiction for anime magazines.
turns out fan fiction is an ancient art that can be traced back to egypt, where little pimply kids called quetzalcoatl (or moses or whatever egyptian kids were called) wrote about helping osiris smite the hittites.
he said there was mucho money in it, so i figure ill give it a try.
but all i have right now is the end:
"Sailor Moon took my hand and told me not to worry. Then she flew back to the Nebul Sphere.
I may never see her again."
so now i just need to figure out how she falls in love with me.
maybe i buy her a taco salad.
chicks dig taco salads.
originally posted: Friday, January 21, 2005
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Event: Monday, January 17, 2005
Martin Luther King Day - 5 stars Martin Luther King Jr. died so you could have today off. |
MLK Day
my grandpa made me go to school today.
i was all like, “there is no school. its a national holiday”
and my grandpa was all like, “not in the peoples republic of grandpa.”
next thing i know im in front of the closed school with tears in my eyes.
i thought my grandpa was just going crazy, but he explained when he picked me up (an hour late) that it was a statement.
turns out he spent all day waiting outside the dmv. and then the post office. just banging on the doors.
cause he says mlk never did nothing for him.
turns out mlk was a person.
i thought it was just the days name. like labor day.
actually mlk was on a commercial a while back.
he was making a speech about cell phones I think.
my grandpa doesnt use cell phones.
originally posted: Monday, January 17, 2005
i was all like, “there is no school. its a national holiday”
and my grandpa was all like, “not in the peoples republic of grandpa.”
next thing i know im in front of the closed school with tears in my eyes.
i thought my grandpa was just going crazy, but he explained when he picked me up (an hour late) that it was a statement.
turns out he spent all day waiting outside the dmv. and then the post office. just banging on the doors.
cause he says mlk never did nothing for him.
turns out mlk was a person.
i thought it was just the days name. like labor day.
actually mlk was on a commercial a while back.
he was making a speech about cell phones I think.
my grandpa doesnt use cell phones.
originally posted: Monday, January 17, 2005
Artist
sorry i havent posted in a while.
i got addicted to that 6 degrees game.
but theres more to life than seeing if you can link kirsten dunst to vincent d'onofrio.
theres weblogs.
my math teacher got really mad at me today and threw some chalk at me.
she was all like, “you cant do math good.”
of course i cant do math.
im not some asian thinking in a straight line
im an artist.
im here and there and looping the loop and living in the fast lane.
i come up with stuff that makes others lives better.
watch ill do it right now
……..
okay all i can think about right now is breasts.
which are funny.
because theyre true
originally posted: Tuesday, January 11, 2005
i got addicted to that 6 degrees game.
but theres more to life than seeing if you can link kirsten dunst to vincent d'onofrio.
theres weblogs.
my math teacher got really mad at me today and threw some chalk at me.
she was all like, “you cant do math good.”
of course i cant do math.
im not some asian thinking in a straight line
im an artist.
im here and there and looping the loop and living in the fast lane.
i come up with stuff that makes others lives better.
watch ill do it right now
……..
okay all i can think about right now is breasts.
which are funny.
because theyre true
originally posted: Tuesday, January 11, 2005
Movie Review: 'Candyman 2 - Farewell to the Flesh'
**** / *****a lot of people have said that bill condon really made his mark by making films like 'gods and monsters' and 'kinsey'.
however those films are both about penises.
and 'kinsey' makes a hero out of a modern-day mengele (a fact that the liberal media tried to supress by jumping on the poor women of cwa, keep the fight alive sistas!)
now i saw candyman 2 on the scifi channel and it wasnt half bad.
i encourage all of you to buy this dvd and send a clear message to mr.condon:
"stick to what your good at. make candyman sequels, not nazi-penis love fests."
thank you.
originally posted: Monday, January 03, 2005
Happy New Year
i was listening to the radio and it had a philosopher on.
he said that since dick clark didnt declare it a new year it isnt.
well i for one think regis did a great job.
i also dont think we should give dick clark that much power.
and i know it is the new year because the twilight zone marathon showed that talky tina episode right at midnight.
you know, where the doll kills kojak.
so it is the new year.
but what if the new year really does depend on dick clark?
and what if he dies and we are stuck in 2004 forever?
that would be like a real life twilight zone.
and then that smug guy would come out and be all like, "a kid in west virginia stuck forever in a year that ended in 4. file that under i for ironic, in the twilight zone."
originally posted: Saturday, January 01, 2005
he said that since dick clark didnt declare it a new year it isnt.
well i for one think regis did a great job.
i also dont think we should give dick clark that much power.
and i know it is the new year because the twilight zone marathon showed that talky tina episode right at midnight.
you know, where the doll kills kojak.
so it is the new year.
but what if the new year really does depend on dick clark?
and what if he dies and we are stuck in 2004 forever?
that would be like a real life twilight zone.
and then that smug guy would come out and be all like, "a kid in west virginia stuck forever in a year that ended in 4. file that under i for ironic, in the twilight zone."
originally posted: Saturday, January 01, 2005
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