**** ½ /*****
people are always saying to me ‘frank, youre a kid. is this a safe world for kids to live in?’
and i always respond ‘first of all im not a kid, as you can see im already growing a downy mustache. and secondly it could be a lot worse if we didnt have men like race bannon.’
to which they respond, ‘im sorry I didnt mean to offend you with the kid comment but-’
at which point ill jump in and say 'thats alright’
theyll then continue ‘but race bannon is just a cartoon character.’
to which ill say ‘wrong again bitch! DR. race bannon is fighting to make this a less child porny world. just read race against evil his award (pending) life story.’
then ill start to walk away before turning around to say ‘sorry for calling you a bitch. that was totally uncalled for.’
originally posted: Saturday, November 27, 2004
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