Orphan

i am a member of the glee club (i am in it for the chicks).
and this christmas the glee club adopted an orphan.
and were going to send in gifts to him.
only theres a catch.
see we really adopted him.
and whoever buys him the best gift gets to keep him.
me and gary have joined together and we have about $250.
i mean we might not make the best parents, but we would be better then the orphanage.
there youre all like, "please sir can i have some more?"
and theyre all like, "more!?"
kids shouldnt have to deal with that. thats where we come in, and you too.
if you contribute $10 you get to have him every other Monday.
so be sure to contribute, because it takes a village to raise a child. and it takes a childs healthy kidneys to make a mint on the black market.

originally posted: Monday, December 13, 2004