we didnt win the Manger-Off™.
but we almost did, and it was all thanks to me!
i thought i totally forgot my lines.
because i totally forgot i didnt have any lines.
so i just started making stuff up.
i was faking seizures at first while i figured out what to do, and then i launched into my shepherds backstory: a dark tale of drug abuse and loose women.
it all culminated in the grand finale, in which i picked up the baby jesus and said, "wait a minute, this isnt our lord and savior. its a bomb!"
there wasnt a dry eye in the house.
we lost the competition to the 'domestic drama' take (which was just joseph and mary arguing about hotel reservations) but we won the audience.
and i won my freedom.
because i was kicked out of youth group.
originally posted: Saturday, December 04, 2004
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