New Best Friend

yah thats right.
me and keith are through.
cause keith got stabbed, and now hes dead.
but thats cool cause i got a new best friend.
his name is kenneth. and he stabbed keith.
me and keith used to rag on kenneth all the time but now that hes killed someone hes the coolest kid in school.
i didnt think he had it in him.
i mean consider the evidence:
1) his name is kenneth
2) hes short as hell
3) the stache is obviously fake
but kenneth totally suprised me, and now were tight.
so forget keith.
hes dead to me.

originally posted: Monday, November 08, 2004