Easter

okay, seriously, this spring break. it didnt count.
i was sick for almost the entire thing.
how am i supposed to enjoy sitting on the couch all day watching doctor phil when im leaking mucus from every opening?
yes, especially that one.
but ill tell you why me and all my home boys got sick.
some uber-nerd was sick before spring break and was all like: "i love school toooooo much to skip out! what if i miss a new equation?"
ill bet you the person who kept me from being able to smell my freedom spent their week off reorganizing their. . . calculus.
to make things even worse, this last day was easter.
i got up and i was stoked because the easter bunny had brought me all this stuff and then BOOM!
i had to go to church.
and it wasnt normal church, it was the extra long multimedia easter morning extravaganza.
the one where the priest tries to show how cool he is to the people who dont normally show up by saying "your love for jesus is more than a feeling!" and then playing that damn boston song.
theyre not coming back. let it go.
so after sitting through about 100 of those crappy rock songs, we come home and find that the air conditioner had broken.
my chocolate bunny: melted.
my cadbury creme eggs: melted.
my easter grass: still there, but covered in melted chocolate.
and unlike jesus, my chocolate bunny isnt going to rise from the carpet in three days.



originally posted: Sunday, April 16, 2006