Nessie

well im back in the us and its probably all for the best.
there are only so many times you can go up to a group of smokers and say "nothing like sucking on a fag is there?" before you start to wear out your welcome.
but before we left, we went to see loch ness. and i had my camera.
i think you know where this is going.
so i wandered away from my group and i got right up by the water and BOOM!
nessie attack.
that thing tried to eat the crap out of me, but i was too fast/too cool for school for him. not only was i not devoured, i got a picture of the thing.
irrefutable evidence
BEHOLD!
the only problem is, everyone ive shown it to thinks its a fake.
I KNOW WHAT I SAW!

also, be sure to check out my second pod cast, now with a social conscious.
dont worry allen, hate put you in prison but love is gonna bust you out!

originally posted: Friday, August 04, 2006