for the most part college has been pretty cool so far.
its like high school, only with a schedule that leaves you plenty of time to not bathe and stand on street corners signing ballads about the environment to me while i try to ignore you.
but it turns out college isnt all beer pong and make out parties.
college is currently rearing its ugly academic head and being a total buzz kill.
see ive got a midterm thursday morning which means im going to have to skip a free wednesday midnight showing of 'shark!', a movie that totally merits that exclamation point.
its all about burt reynolds fighting sharks.
thats right: a perfectly evolved killing machine, with dead eyes and razor sharp teeth, fighting a shark.
i dont know if they fight in the water or on land (why should sharks always have the advantage) and now i never will.
so thanks college, youre worse than my mom. why dont you make me write my name on my underwear?
actually, with all the underwear theft in my dorm that might not be such a bad idea...
originally posted: Tuesday, October 03, 2006
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