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first of all, thanks to everyone who showed up for my spooktacular!
im just sorry i couldnt let any of you in.
who would have guessed that virtually everyone i know would dress as the joker for halloween? in fact, the only guy who wasnt the joker was smelly dan, who was batman.
partly because of my insistence on calling him by his nickname, smelly dan and i have never been close.
i think our evening together just drove us farther apart.
it started off weird because i jokingly suggested we should play wrestle. which quickly became a real wrestling match.
i ended up picking him up and body slamming him onto a coffee table, which knocked the wind out of him and broke the table.
after he was feeling a little better, we started watching the movies.
that went okay, until he said frogs was boring.
i waited about 10 minutes so hed think there was no problem, then i punched him as hard as i could in the ear.
that was pretty much the end of the evening for smelly dan.
anyway, im glad he at least made it through wicker man, because thats an important movie to see during this election year.
basically, its a dramatization of what will happen to america if obama becomes president.
first theyll take “under god” out of the pledge of allegiance, then everyone will be dancing around the maypole and setting me on fire.
i dont like using this blog as a political platform, but i encourage you all to do what im going to do: write in huckabee.
together we can make america great.

originally posted: Monday, November 03, 2008