Roomie

i just realized that ive been a terrible blogger. ive been here for over a month and ive never talked about my roommate.
his name is craig chow and… um… hes chinese.
thats really all i know about him, and he sure as hell didnt give me that little nugget of info.
i had to figure that out all by myself.
see, hes always playing internet rpgs so he never actually talks to me.
or anyone.
living with him is kinda like watching the uninteresting prequel to ‘the 40 year-old virgin’.
so anyway, the rpg obsession made him pretty easy to get along with for the first few weeks, but hes starting to get to me.
for example, i was trying to get an early night before a midterm and he was screaming about a “fucking shaman”. so i got out of bed, wrestled him to the ground, sat on his head, and farted on it.
then he got all pissy and was like “youre the worst roommate/person ever!”
the worst?
that might be justified if he knew that i occasionally go to the bathroom and then, without washing my hands, take a big hand full of his honey nut cherrios right out of the box.
but he doesnt know that.
and he never will.
so he was way out of line.

originally posted: Thursday, October 12, 2006