Resolutions

alright theres a twilight zone marathon going on so lets keep this quick.
its the new year. but this time it isnt like all those other "new years".
this is a real new year, cause this year i (hopefully) will become a man.
i mean, according to the jews ive been a man since i was 13 but the jews. . .
no.
im not going to rise to the bait.
im not going to give the jews that pleasure.
ill simply take joy in the fact that this year im going to change things:
1) im going to buy the species trilogy on dvd. i deserved that this christmas but all i got were socks and weird underwear. weird underwear is still underwear dammit!
2) im turning 18 this august so i only have 8 months to lose my virginity like a rebel. this ones going to take team work guys!
3) im going to send rick schroder that letter i wrote him. ive enjoyed him on strong medicine for years and he deserves to know that someone appreciates him. besides, that letter could start a deeply meaningful friendship.
if i just accomplish one of those goals, what a year this will be.

originally posted: Saturday, December 31, 2005