Beef Cake

if youre anything like me then youre really jazzed because you just saw the power squad.
the power squad is a team of dudes who look like pot roasts with hair on them. its kinda gross but after the first five minutes you get used to them.
anyway they perform symbolic acts of strength.
like, bending metal rods 2.5 times with their teeth. or squeezing cans of soda until their contents spray out over a captive audience.
which i guess has something to do with teamwork?
anyway after a while one of the guys got up and told us about how his father used to be an alcoholic, until he ripped him in half like a phone book. and then he ripped a phone book in half.
man.
i wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy.
much less my phone book.
then the guy went on to tell us how alcoholism can kill feelings. and orphans.
speaking of which that yuppie guy accidentally killed his orphan.
well it wasnt him, it was more like a wolverine.

originally posted: Wednesday, February 23, 2005