New Orleans

yeah.
as you might have noticed if youve been watching the news, we didnt retake new orleans.
we didnt even get down there.
if anything we moved farther away.
see we had to go to the grocery store for rations and… okay before i go on i should point out that 1) grocery stores are open 24 hours and 2) none of us had watches.
anyway we spent all of last week reading betty and veronica comic books.
im sorry but that mess is funny!
when we figured out what we had done we all hid in the bathroom out of shame for the next week, only venturing out to steal zebra cakes.
im sorry but that mess is yummy!
we ended up stealing like $200 worth of zebra cakes.
but im still counting all that time as community service, because we had good intentions.
unfortunately, as we seem to be prone to doing, we lost a good man.
lindsay. our treasurer and resident 'dude with a chick's name'.
he got into some bad rat poison.
but i think even without our help new orleans will pull through.
after all, people are capable of some really incredible things.

originally posted: Friday, September 16, 2005