Friday, October 15, 2010

Reality Show

sorry i havent updated in a while.
ive been busy being all torn up inside with feelings about lindsay (not in a gayish way) and him being dead and my own mortality.
i mean, i was going for that rat poison too.
lindsay just got there first.
anyway the whole thing has made me realize the importance of leaving your mark and i think i figured out how to leave mine.
ive come up with the next hit reality tv show: MEXICO-ED.
itd be about this chinese dude going to college in mexico.
why chinese?
theyre the perfect choice: 1) they look hilarious in sombreros, and 2) they freaking hate mexicans.
i mean there would be some problems, like the chinese guy would probably keep getting kidnapped. but i figure you could just replace him like they did with the golden retrievers that died doing stunts in those air bud movies.
anyway itd basically just be the chinese guy freaking out cause he doesnt understand spanish.
hed be like: "wheres el cabathroom?"
and then some mexican would be like: "…qué?"
then in the season finale hed find out that "qué" is spanish for "follow your dreams!"

originally posted:
Monday, October 03, 2005

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