Army Band

i just got back from seeing the army band!
well, i got back from it three days ago.
and it wasnt really the army band. more like a army band. or maybe an army band.
anyhow, they were pretty awesome and taught me a valuable lesson:
if you join the army you dont have to go to war. you can join a band and recruit the people who go to war.
and it makes sense, cause an army is kinda like a band.
the president is like the manager, the commander is like the lead vocalist (on account of he gets all the chicks), and the guy who gets shot first is like the drummer!
during the concert i tried making up with jamal.
they were playing "hey ya", i was all like "hey jamal, you should totally start breakdancing! show everyone how down you are."
then jamal got all mad at me, on account of he didnt get the dancing gene (which is recessive).
i can breakdance better than him, and i dont have an inner ear.
all he can do is tango.
any homo and his arthritic grandma can tango!

originally posted: Monday, May 16, 2005