yeah, what with a xanga and all, its probably time i talked about some of my crushes.
and this isnt any of that: "choo-choo train on the track, if u like me write me back" crap!
this is the hardcore creepy stuff.
so yeah, theres this chick. only i call her a girl to her face. on account of shes a feminist.
i figure shell probably get over that by the time were married, and she sees im starving to death due to my total lack of sandwiches.
but i love how she usually acknowledges me by the tenth time ive called her
and i love how jittery she gets when i send her those poems gary keeps giving me (speaking of which gary, for serious, stop)
but most of all, i love the way she keeps sneaking into school and punching retard kids.
thats right tiffany, im totally h-o-t for you. on account of youre a h-o-t-t-y (i-e?). and im a little worried you might be a l-e-s-b-i-a-n, but i sure they can fix that at one of those s-e-x-u-a-l r-e-o-r-i-e-n-t-a-t-i-o-n c-h-u-r-c-h p-r-o-g-r-a-m-s
originally posted: Friday, May 20, 2005
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