Christmas Eve

well it looks like ill have a white christmas this year.
thats right, my relatives are all here!
zing!
they hate it when i say that but none of them are rich enough to make me care.
but at this time of year we should all be grateful that we christians have been blessed with the best december holiday.
hanukka, omisoka, fiesta of our lady of guadalupe, kwanzaa.
they dont even compare!
especially kwanzaa.
i know i have been hard on it but it deserves all of it.
and more.
i still think kwanzaa is just something the wayans brothers made up. those wayans, they are always making up holidays or dressing up as white chicks.
man i saw that white chick movie when it first came out and im still laughing!
what was i talking about?
oh yes, count your blessings christian soldiers.
and have a merry christmas.
now would your christmas have been merry if i hadnt wished you one?
perhaps.
but are you really willing to take that risk?

originally posted: Friday, December 24, 2004