Mothman

couple of years ago a friend of mine went of to point pleasant to see if he could find the legendary mothman.
well not only did he find it, but it ate him alive!
i mean i didnt see him get eaten but he never came back.
actually maybe he just moved.
….
so now that i have solved the mystery of the post card sending ghost i can solve the mystery of the mothman.
some say that he is seven feet tall and can fly 100 mph.
others think he is a harbinger of tragedy.
but 9 out of 10 people agree that if i caught him and put him in a cage, they would pay money to see him. and maybe throw food pellets at him.
so its settled, im off to pp, hunting my fortune.
only i dont think they have computers in pp. cause like, the mothman has taken them all.
someones got to do something about that guy.

originally posted: Wednesday, June 01, 2005