Normal Day

yep thats what ive been having.
and it looks like youre having a normal day too.
yep.
theres all your stuff. and youre doing that thing youre always doing. and...
OMG !
THERES LIKE A DUDE BEHIND YOU!
WITH LIKE, A KNIFE! MADE OF GOLD!
....
april fools.
i cant believe you fell for that, retard.
unless there really was a guy behind you with a knife of gold, in which case youre welcome.
now he probably thinks youre psychic.
which drastically reduces the odds of him trying that again.

originally posted: Friday, April 01, 2005