Sex Ed

sarah is having a baby.
keiths baby.
i miss keith and his lack of knowledge about sexual contraceptives.
no one was too surprised though.
i mean, you saw that katie couric special.
but now weve got to take sex ed all over again.
and from our creepy fat gym teacher.
yeah, the one who offered to pay me $20 if i would let him film me putting on a pair of socks.
so in accordance with the bush abstinence policy they told us about all the stds we could get and then they showed us ‘the killer condom’.
man.
talk about mission accomplished.

originally posted: Wednesday, February 02, 2005